1) So.  81% think the country’s totally fucked and the ones who don’t have their heads so far up Bush’s ass they can’t fellate him properly. 

2) The two heads of the Bush administration used student deferments to avoid serving their country during Vietnam.  Guess who voluntarily gave up six years of his life to serve our country.  The answer will surprise you, since we’ve heard nothing from the media except the endless loop of YouTube videos. 

3) Two prominent figures in the current political campaigns have had bouts with cancer.  Neither would be able to obtain health insurance under McCain’s health care plan. Sense a problem? 

4) One of McCain’s top economic advisors currently works for a big bank failure.  The former head of that bank now wants it broken up to avoid a bigger failure.  Either that, or a government bailout. 

5) Current poll numbers in PA:  Clinton 49, Obama 41.  Elsewhere in the state, McCain 47, Obama 42.  Is PA that screwed up? 

6) Global temps are predicted to drop this year.  Oh, yeah?  Tell that to the Antarctic Ice Shelf.