Let’s see.  I’ll have a Cosmojito.  Now, about the appetizer…

All sorts of silliness has been popping up on my computer screen the last couple of days. 

• re:  Big Three CEOs Flew Private Jets to Plead for Public Funds

You didn’t expect them to drive to DC in the shitty cars they make did you? 
- Anonymous (via)

• For whatever reason, an Australian man has been arrested after he was found by police with his penis in a pasta sauce jar.  My only question:  was the sauce warm or room temperature?  That makes all the difference in the world, you know.  And, if you don’t want to mess with jarred pasta, here’s a recipe for making your own. 

• Wouldn’t you just hate to be an election judge?  Check out these ballots from Minnesota and make your own call. 

• Our video of the day is brought to you by a bunch of old guys carting a Jesus statue into a church.  Relax congregation, it’s not the real Jesus.  Sheezus! 

I’m out of time, little ones.  Off to make a double batch of pasta sauce.