DISCLAIMER for known and unknown persons visiting this website (hereinafter known as “dis shit"):

Almost everything on here is satire, which means that the content is supposed to be funny in a biting sort of way, but rarely is.  The designs (skins) have been bought and paid for by me, so if you steal those, I’m calling the po-po on your ass. 

Uncle Bob (the lawyer of the family) also needs you to know this: 

1) This site places cookies on your computer.  If you choose to block them, things just don’t work too well. 

1a) Also, if you choose to register for membership, your email address will not be sold by me.  I have hired companies to harvest that information without my knowledge, so I cannot be held responsible for what happens with your crap.  I mean, for pity’s sake, if you people let George Bush spy on you without a search warrant, why not let me pick up some paper with your private info?  Think about it.

1b) If you post a comment here, you own it.  If you change your mind, email me and I’ll delete it, only after saving it so I can make fun of you later.

1c) Sending email is not secure unless you’re using some sort of encryption, and I can pretty much guarantee you that you aren’t.  Consequently, sending an email to me ensures that it will be made public at some point, especially if you’ve gone off your meds and start ranting against me and everything I stand for. 

2) Additionally, if by some random act of search engine technology you should wind up here, and, perchance, read something which offends you, you need to stay off the internet altogether. 

3) This is not a commercial site, it’s a personal site.  I paid for the software, I pay for the web hosting, so I do what I want. 

4) If you are nursing, pregnant, or could become pregnant, see your doctor before reading any post on this website.  Also, if you have liver damage, stop drinking alcohol. 

5) I didn’t vote for George Bush.  For anything.  Ever.  That absolves me of everything that is wrong with the world.