Now that the US has reached the 4,000 mark of soldier deaths in Iraq, I’m sure Dick’s reaction will be “So?” It’s just a number to them, isn’t it? 

While Americans wonder just how bad things are economically (hint: they’re pretty fucking bad), Bush will probably just call it a “rough patch.” Well, guess what, Mr. Bush?  We’ve not only hit said rough patch, but we’ve wound up in a damn ditch after unsuccessfully avoiding a multi-car pileup. 

Now comes news that BofA will set aside over $6B(!) just this quarter to cover loan losses, to which my bank statement says “So, that’s why my savings account only pays .000000002 percent interest!” I get it now. 

Uncle Bill seems to imply that only Hillary and McCain love America, leaving Obama as the only candidate for US President in history to hate America, presumably.  To which he should have added, “Oh, I forgot Joe Lieberman.  He loves America, too.” I just wonder what Bill will say when Al Gore endorses Obama. 

Speaking of Holy Joe, a CT newspaper wonders just what the fuck it was thinking by endorsing Joe back in ‘06.  To which I say, “Can’t un-ring that bell, now can we?”

James Carville said of Bill Richardson’s endorsement of Obama:  “...Richardson’s endorsement came right around the anniversary of the day when Judas sold out for 30 pieces of silver...” So, I guess the only thing left is to nail Obama to a cross, then?  Carville then most likely muttered under his breath, “And, this is the thanks we get from all we did for that greasy wetback.”

Eliot Spitzer was “deeply involved” in not-so-secret (now) plans to smear Senate Majority Leader Bruno.  To which Spitzer’s hooker probably responded, “How deep?” It’s the last unanswered question for those of us who want to know such things.