1… I find it double hilarious that the city of San Francisco wants to rename one of its largest sewage treatment plants in honor of Dubya.  In all fairness, the organizers of the renaming project say the name change is in honor of the excellent work done by the treatment plant, much like the fabulous job done by George in foreign relations, the environment and the economy.  That sort of efficiency has a price:  you get shit named after you.

2… John McCain thinks sanctions against Zimbabwe will hasten the fall of Mugabe.  Let’s see:  we’re talking about a country with massive food shortages and an inflation rate pegged at 165,000 percent by the government, although real-world numbers say the actual number is closer to 2,000,000 percent (most organizations have given up trying to keep track).  Not only that, but the average life expectancy is 37 years for men, 34 for women and over a quarter of the children are orphans.  So, please tell me why Robert Mugabe gives a shit about some stupid sanctions? 

3… If the phone rings at 3 a.m. on a Saturday or Sunday, it looks like McCain won’t answer it.  You thought George was a lazy ass. 

4… I got around to watching the same-sex parenting episode of “30 Days” on the VCR DVR last night and wanted to spew burrito chunks at all the uncorrected bullshit coming out of that poor Mormon woman’s mouth.  As if that wasn’t bad enough, the show got some repressed homo (with super-scary hair) to inform us that gay folk suffer from higher rates of mental illness (!), substance abuse, child sexual abuse and probably murder, torture and perverse sexual practices involving baseball bats - which flew by without nary a real fact thrown in for good measure.  Apparently, I wasn’t the only one. 

Enough of that serious shit.  Ladies and guys, I bring you the perfect candidate (via):