Who the hell won Nevada?  Obama says he did because he got more delgates, Clinton thinks she did because she got more women.  Who cares about a measly 12 or 13 delegates when there’s more fun to be had on the Republican side of things? 

The most awesomest thing from the weekend is the WTF?-speech given by the reincarnation of Ronald Reagan, Fred Thompson.  Some might think that a farewell speech, others might think it a...a...fuck if I know.  It was a shitty thing, whatever it was, and Fred couldn’t act his way past it no matter how hard he tried.  It made no sense to sensical folk like me and I llllloved it. 

Then, we come to Romney’s win in Nevada.  From the numbers, it sounds like about 25% of Nevada’s GOP voters are Mormon, but they make up less than 10% of the population of the state as a whole.  So, that’s what propelled Mitt to his win?  Sounds like a perfect way to pick a president to me - at least for the Republicans. 

Anyhoo, I’m sorry my man Huckabee didn’t win in South Carolina.  I want a bigger (and bigger) stage for him so that everybody who doesn’t have their head up their Bibles can hear exactly how cuckoo-for-Christy-puffs he really is.  By the way, I’ve got a hundred bucks that says when he drops out of the race he’ll put on fifty pounds - in a couple months.  Does fried squirrel have that many calories? 

Whew.  It really is the most depressing day of the year.