Jesus Wept
Whenever I see stories such as this, I have to laugh a little before praying since we all know the Earth is only 6,000 years old, right? And also too, before you go all scientist-y on my ass, think about this: if evolution is true, how come there are still apes roaming the planet? Huh? You don’t know, do you?
Annnnnd, since we’re blowing theories out of the water, there weren’t any three wise men either.
Good Lord. I just fucked up Christmas for billions of people.
