So, There Was Football

While you were cheering on your fave team or rooting for God’s favorite quarterbacks to get their asses pummeled to the turf, Focus on Your Own Damn Family was busy rounding up the lil children to do a John 3:16 commercial during Tebow’s game. Welp, it turned into a rout (you could almost call it a crucifixion) and the devil worshipers were all down at the local tavern celebrating.

Nuff said, I guess. Looks like God had too many starving children in Africa to save, not to mention cruise ship passengers off the coast of Italy. So it goes for The Chosen One.